I “lost” my tablet pen and I had a feeling Tesla stole it from my desk, so I investigated. He ran to the fridge and I followed him and remembered that he lost his egg (pictured) under there a little while ago. I pulled the fridge out to see if my tablet pen might be hiding there too.
Tesla STOLE everything we’ve lost in the past few months and put it under the refrigerator. My tablet pen along with 6 other pens/pencils, the bottom part to an iPhone charging case, a handful of buttons, part of my hair clippers, our lego man magnet, clothespins, a candle, along with various bottlecaps, paperclips, magnets, chopsticks, and drinking straws. He nearly got Erin’s whole weekday pill case under there.
He is a MONSTER … He must be stopped
Look at that face. He’s not sorry at all.
Slang: Victorian English
I get the feeling the Victorians would have been fans of “frickle-frackle”
Met a homeless guy. Gave him a meal and place to sleep. In return he gave me A FUCKING SWORD. - Imgur
They say eBay has the best deals for weapons. Bullshit. Homeless Black Market is the way to go.
dude i think you live in a video game or something