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sherlockis-actually-a-girls-name:

eatsleepcrap:

gumballsofdoom:

eatsleepcrap:

taleasoldastimelords:

eatsleepcrap:

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

What

No eye deer!!!

Now what do you call a person with no eyes?

No eye person

Kevin

fuck you

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Please tag your supernatural spoilers

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unacandrid:

how much deeper would the ocean be without sponges

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lamelohan:

whats the point of having a crush if you never have a chance???

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thorxndor:

if you have ‘socially awkward’ in your description because you think it makes you look cute, you’re a bit of a tosser

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sclez:

cykeem white 

He’s got to be some kind of ancient God of beauty because this is ridiculous.

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  • operator: 911, please hold.
  • me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
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ao-haru:

caskett-copop83:

This is like the cutest thing ever. It’s from the gif-set I reblogged.

Taking its first steps, and after successfully doing so, the chick goes “Yay!”

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It’s so freaking cute.

GIVE ME 1000.

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egberts:

"you stole that joke from tumblr" i posted that joke to tumblr

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lindsaylohoean:

my ex texted me today “you can delete my number i don’t care anymore”

and i replied “who is this”

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lzbth:

hairdressers??? how do they do that??? how can they cut the hai r when it’s wet and kno itll be ok and even??? ppl who speak more than one language and can read books in other languages and think in other languages?? ppl who can do long division in their heads?? ppl who can balance chemical equations?? doctors?? surgeons?? ppl who can remember dates?? and phone numbers?????? ALL AMAZING

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zarry:

people who always change their opinions to match with someone elses  

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savodraws:

I am the only one who does this orr…

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